11/8/2002 (Flying Pig Tekes)

This article was put out in the middle of... to this day... the longest stretch of consecutive apologies in Crimson history, 4.  This one I consider the crowning glory.  I was actually threatened with a lawsuit ><.
Did Anyone See that Flying Pig?!
Unfortunately, I was unable to attend one of the most historic and rare events in the history of intramural football! The Tekes won! Yes, Tekes Won! Chi Phi was the unfortunate victim of this unstoppable football juggernaut that is the Tekes. Very unfortunately, you will not be able to see the Tekes take their unbelievable winning streak into the playoffs due to the new playoff system. The intramural league was broken up into two different leagues and unfortunately the Tekes are not going to the playoffs, and Chi Phi is. Is there no justice in this world?! As the Tekes celebrated their victory, several dozen flying pigs were released from the Atomic Toilet that they had stored up for a special occassion (such as a victory, or when they all had dates... if these pigs would ever get out of the Toilet was a major issue taken up by greenpeace and the humane society) The Teke touchdown was scored on the first kickoff of the game on a return byJason Paris. The action stopped there, as neither team could move the other. The game ended in a 6-0 Teke avalanche victory.